Bob’s Diary: Sad Saturday

Hi, Maria got pulled away from her desk.



Sounded hopeful until we heard she sent a text.

It read, “Yeah – I’m on a bus”

I asked what’s a bus? The next one was more confusing, “I’m on the Dart. Hip Hip Hooray.”

Now she had both Ellie and me major confused.

Final message that was read aloud to us: “Am sitting in the stands, watched the Samoa Team do their Haka. Everyone looking for the ball and the game to start. See you later, give my love to Bob.”

No wonder Ellie is looking like this:



Ellie would rather Maria gave her a tennis ball and me,

I’m not fussy dinner would be good.