“I am afraid to look Bob. How did we end up in this mess?”
“Ellie, Lets rewind back to earlier when I was sitting minding my own business.”
And stuff kept dropping on me as Maria was rushing in and out getting the tree and other bits. Then you, Ellie made the mistake of sitting down… and Maria decided it was an opportunity..
To make us look like a pair of right Irish idiot dogs. I mean do we look happy? Roll on Turkey day.”