Bobs Diary: A New Year means

Happy New Year to everyone far and wide,

A New Year is the same as a blank canvas for this dog.

My resolutions should read like this:

I will lose weight by walking more and eating less

I won’t laugh at Maria’s chicken legs

I will not canvas for fans at a barbecue

I will not stop while walking and wait for kids and little old ladies to pet me.

But the truth is:

I hate walking and don’t see the point in it. The world tends to come to me. and I like riding in hot cars

You got to laugh at something, besides she laughs at her own legs too.

When you have crowd appeal why not use it?

And besides you should always obey traffic signs:

 

 

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Cars, Helicopters & Dogs!

Why doesn’t Ellie accept it?

Dogs can’t drive!

And sitting in the boot doesn’t help.

As for helicopters –

she can forget about that one.

Bob’s Diary: Easter, bunnies and choices…

Hello,

I knew she was plotting something, Easter is here, please take a look at the choices given and I hope you agree mine is best.

I was offered this to wear:

It’s a snazzy Easter Hat, she said.

 

I said, “No, thank you, I’d rather not.”

The alternative was: “take Ellie for a drive”. Well I didn’t even listen to that, take a look at her sitting waiting for me to do the work.

I decided to focus on creating an Easter Bunny to get into Mudpile Wood, especially when I heard about their trouble ( please click on trouble to read their version of events.)