Bob’s Diary: My purpose in life

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You have to admit she is sneaky that Ellie hogs all the limelight.

My main purpose is to deliver comfort and hugs. And who isn’t up for that?

Besides I think I would look good in rescue gear, wouldn’t I?

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Bob’s Diary: If an Ogre can do it – can I?

I know I haven’t written about the Ogre from the wood for a while but really an Ogre and a Fairy in a book for children? I wonder if anyone would like to read stories about me? Or am I losing my good looks and sociable friendly personality?

I know Maria has an idea rattling around in that big old empty brain of hers, but, please let me know what you think.

Cars, Helicopters & Dogs!

Why doesn’t Ellie accept it?

Dogs can’t drive!

And sitting in the boot doesn’t help.

As for helicopters –

she can forget about that one.

Bob’s Diary: Hot and Bothered

Irish Summer 2014 has been great.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But it has gone to someone’s head,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

literally, I will have to let this dumb dog out of the bag.

Bob’s Diary: Tips on how to be a better dog (Top Dog).

1, Always be polite, (Don’t snarl.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. Smile often , they love that.

 

 

 

3.  Practice the how to gain sympathy look.

 

 

 

 

It will Pay off.

Bob’s Diary: Peace is sought.

I have a hard life and here is the evidence.

I was settling down for a pleasant snooze in the afternoon sunshine when she appeared.

 

 

 

I knew she had a plan

She had it went like this:

 

 

You need to play;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then I thought it was safe but…she nicked my hat!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Eventually there was peace.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Until next time.