Have you broken your New Years Resolution yet?
All around me I hear people, dogs, cats even birds saying they are disgusted with themselves for they have broken their promise to get fitter, or slimmer.
Well I am proud to say I have not broken mine.
Because I have no desire to learn how to swim, drive a boat,
or be fitter or slimmer,
I like me just the way I am.
Now can someone please tell Maria this as she insists a two mile walk is good for me.