Bobs Diary: A New Year means

Happy New Year to everyone far and wide,

A New Year is the same as a blank canvas for this dog.

My resolutions should read like this:

I will lose weight by walking more and eating less

I won’t laugh at Maria’s chicken legs

I will not canvas for fans at a barbecue

I will not stop while walking and wait for kids and little old ladies to pet me.

But the truth is:

I hate walking and don’t see the point in it. The world tends to come to me. and I like riding in hot cars

You got to laugh at something, besides she laughs at her own legs too.

When you have crowd appeal why not use it?

And besides you should always obey traffic signs: